09/20/2009
Cigar
Maybe I’m your boss, or your rich uncle. If you’re talking to me, it’s because you have no other choice, and I know it. Therefore, I’m going to stink on purpose.
Cigarette
Fair enough, I looked cool in high school. But I’ve been out of high school for twenty-some years, and now it’s too hard to quit. I don’t even taste that good, and I cost way too much.
Pipe
Come, sit. Let us scent the air with loveliness and talk for a while. And should the conversation ebb, we’ll tamp, relight, and talk some more.
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Looking forward to Part II.
From a member of the flock.
Ok, so I had this funny, witty post all ready to go
then I touched the wrong button on my iPhone
and it disappeared. I have lots to say about this when
I’m at my desktop.